| Rule #1 | We are the Builder, Owner, Operator, and CEO of this Model Railroad. |
| Rule #2 | No work is to be performed by anyone who is unhappy, over-tired, or in a grumpy mood. |
| Rule #3 | The door to the room is to be kept closed when animals out of their cage. |
| Rule #4 | Rest of the house "cleaning standards" and rules do not apply to this area. |
| Rule #5 | Hours of operations are not governed by any government or labor organization, or rules of mental normalcy. |
| Rule #6 | We encourage your comments, opinions and suggestions, but in the case of any and all disagreements, see Rule #1. |